Television
“Everyone, I’ve got bad news,” dad Peter Griffin tells his family in the opening scene of Fox’s “Family Guy.” “We’ve been canceled.”
“Oh, no, Peter,” responds wife Lois. “How could they do that?”
But Peter is understanding. “Unfortunately, there’s no more room on the schedule. We’ve just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like ‘Dark Angel,’ ‘Titus,’ ‘Undeclared,’ ‘Action,’ ‘That ’80s Show,’ ‘Wonderfalls,’ ‘Fastlane,’ ‘Andy Richter Controls the Universe,’ ‘Skin,’ ‘Girls Club,’ ‘Cracking Up,’ ‘The Pitts,’ ‘Firefly,’ ‘Get Real,’ ‘Freakylinks,’ ‘Wanda at Large,’ ‘Costello,’ ‘The Lone Gunmen,’ ‘A Minute With Stan Hooper,’ ‘Normal, Ohio,’ ‘Pasadena,’ ‘Harsh Realm,’ ‘Keen Eddie,’ ‘The Street,’ ‘American Embassy,’ ‘Cedric the Entertainer,’ ‘The Tick,’ ‘Luis’ and ‘Greg the Bunny.’ But I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.”
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
Austin City Limits: Gnarls Barkley & Thievery Corporation (PBS)
Big Girl’s Blouse (Seven Network/Sundance)
- Episode 1
The Comedians of Comedy (Comedy Central)
- Comedians of Comedy at the High St. pub, Eugene
The Daily Show (Comedy Central)
- Video parody
“Keitha!” “Pardon?”
Futurama (Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim)
Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace (SciFi)
- The madness of Sue White
House Hunters International (HGTV)
Kath and Kim (Australian Broadcasting Corp.)
The Life & Times of Vivienne Vyle (BBC)
Long Way Down (BBC Two/Fox Reality)
Lovespring International (Lifetime)
Michael Palin’s New Europe (BBC/Travel Channel)
Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman (IFC)
- Jackie & Tara do peyote
Reality Bites Back (Comedy Central)
Samantha Brown Travels (Travel Channel)
The Sarah Jane Adventures (BBC)
The Sarah Silverman Program (Comedy Central)
- Tommy on anger management
Shameless (Channel 4/Sundance)
- Opening sequence
The Showbiz Show (Comedy Central)
Sit Down Comedy with David Steinberg (TV Land)
- Series finale – last 6 minutes
That Mitchell & Webb Look (BBC)
- HBO Trailer
- “Rode hard, meet put away wet…”

